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 Creationist Cat

Creationist Cat

was a freakin’ housecat dat was zapped by god true dee innernet. Now I’m an agent of da lord, Atheists Beware! (satirical take on alt-right/skeptic videos)

Get Your Mouth Away From My Di*k! (dir. Creationist Cat)

Please Support Creationist Cat Ministries on Patreon! http://bit.ly/1ASeYOt Or make a one time donation: http://bit.ly/1eQR4sR This is a COVER SONG BTW - link at end of video :) Shodomites! Here is a music video I directed starring my human slave Vadim Newquist! Dish was VERY tough to shoot! As da cinematographer I had to wear stilts! Anyhow da song (by Royal Music Academy) was produced by Noah Warner. Enjoy! P.S. - Don’t worry, you won’t be sheeing much more of my human slaves ugly face after dish. Every once and awhile maybe, but dish channel is about me, Creationist Freaking Cat god freaking dangit! And datch NOT gonna change. :) Stay tuned for my director’s commentary coming tomorrow! An Stalk me on Twitter and Facebook why don’t cha? Twitter: @CreationistCat Facebook: Creationist Cat Not long ago, you put your mouth on my di*k and you sucked it like a pro but there’s one thing you should know That night. Nearly drove me insane caused so much mental pain almost damaged my brain. See I know, the way I’ve gotta live there’s only one woman who’s my love I gotta give and time to time my memory flashes to that night, but girl I’m trying so hard, to live so right. And girl, get your mouth off of my di*k, I remember that day and I can’t live this way no girl, get your mouth off of my di*k, I’ll stay true to til the end this won’t happen again No no no no no (etc) Don’t worry girl I don’t give you blame there’s no way to get rid of my shame Just once more you can chill as my friend But this will never happen again Girl get your mouth right off of my di*k, I remember that day and I can’t live this way no girl, get your mouth right off of my di*k, I’ll stay true to til the end this won’t happen again Girl get that mouth right off of my dick, I remember that day and I can’t live this way no girl, get your mouth right off of my dick, I’ll stay true to til the end this won’t happen again