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 Creationist Cat

Creationist Cat

was a freakin’ housecat dat was zapped by god true dee innernet. Now I’m an agent of da lord, Atheists Beware! (satirical take on alt-right/skeptic videos)

Sargonian Rhapsody

You are cordially invited to the milk-shaking of the century… A musical odyssey chronicling the man, the life, the bearded shitlord that is Sargon of Akkad. This track is available for $1 or whatever you’d like to donate, but Patrons get it for free! ✅Support CreationistCat on Patreon: ✅One-time contribution with PayPal: ✅TEE SHIRTS & MORE: Help us out by buying stuff through our Amazon affiliate link at no extra cost to you: ✅AMAZON AFFILLIATE LINK: ✅MUSIC!: Music by Queen, Lyrics & Vox Vadim Newquist, Production and background vocals by Noah Warner. Big thanks to Nick Moa for beardless Sargon & Kevin Logan a lil’ bit of help on the lyrics! Follow HeyIt’s Vadim and CC on Twitter: @VadimNewquist @CreationistCat Special thanks to these youtubers for their help. Check out their awesome channels and videos for more Sargon awesomeness: Lyrics: Is Sargon for real guys? That guy from the thinkery, Caught in a landslide, of total hypocrisy only white guys, are oppressed, fuck off Buzzfeeeeeeed I’m just a soy boy, a cuck lefty NPC and he’s a classical, liberalist, really hates, cultural marxists, hey look at all this snow, I was desperate for a rhyme there sorry, sorry…. Mama, just milkshaked a man, dripped from his head down to his hands, across his flag from Kekistan. Mama, I took just one sip… but now I’ve gone and thrown it at his face… Sargooooon, oooooh, I can’t believe this guy said vote Trump, help the poor, Mind Fucking blown, or that Hitler probably survived, and moved to South America… Gamergate, the fucking feminist system, Social Justice courses we’ll suspend, just sign my petition. The Alt-Right tiki torchers & mass shootings too are the fault of all those Sssss Jaaaay Double Yous Sargoooon ooooh, (didn’t get any votes) He didn’t want UKIP to die. But he joined the party and kicked right in the balls… I hear a racial epithetto from a man, N-bombs, N-bombs, he’s trying to save comedy, even Thunderfoot was frightened, said get the fuck away from me What’s a pedo? What’s a pedo? What’s a pedo? What’s he a pedo? I don’t know. Depends on the child-child-child-child-child! He’s just a fat guy who hates feminism, If he doesn’t like you he’ll say you have autism, He gets triggered if you bring up Bernie… Anything to trig the libs, will you let him trig Gamergate, woah, two point 0, freaking 0 Anitifa, brought to you by, George Soros Three genders gave you, Bolsonaro, Sonaro, Bolsonaro, Sonarooooo, No No No No No No No! Oh Anita, Oh Anita, you are my greatest foe That Garbage HUMAN thing really hurt my fee-fees- my fee-fees, fee fees So you think he’s an entry point to the alt-right? Well he sent them gay porn so that makes it alright Ooooh Sargon, no milkshakes are not car bombs Just get the fuck out, get the fuck right out of here… Oooooh, Holy freaking shit balls, this guy is really weird, but just in case you wondered, this is how he looks without a beard… Those Kekistani memes blowwwww….