was a freakin’ housecat dat was zapped by god true dee innernet. Now I’m an agent of da lord, Atheists Beware! (satirical take on alt-right/skeptic videos)
Hello shodomites. Today da Lord’s chosen Cat will leading you through a soothing journey to the center of your very soul and back again in front of your computer screen again all thanks to the gentle healing power of ASMR. What is ASMR (or ASSMER?) if you don’t know you’ll find out. Just PLEASE, don’t masturbate to this, I simply don’t know what I’d tell my parrishnors if you did :) ✔Support CreationistCat on Patreon: http://bit.ly/1ASeYOt ✔One-time contribution with PayPal: http://bit.ly/1eQR4sR ✔TEE SHIRTS: https://teespring.com/stores/creationist-cat BUY CC TEES OR ANY OTHER CC APPAREL AND GET TWO CC ALBUMS AND MORE FOR FREE! Or purchase the songs or albums separately at CC’s Bandcamp: ✔BandCamp! https://creationistcat.bandcamp.com/album/creationist-cat-presents-an-alt-right-christmas Stalk me on Facebook and Twitter: Twitter : @CreationistCat Facebook : CreationistCat Written, produced and directed and a lot of freaking other things by Vadim Newquist, Creationist Cat, Noah Warner, Stephen Dorff, Natalie Imbruglia, Nicolette Sheridan, Lorenzo Llamas, Alex Jones, Mark Dice, John Paul Watson, Lee Harvey Oswald, Your Sexy Mom, Devon Tracey and Tyler Perry!!!